when did i grow up so fast!!

I made fun of my old principal, thought I was invincible.

Back in 2001, I was in first grade, just one time to cry and everything was paid.

No phone, it was all pencil and sharpener, two kids on the same bench as partner.

Eyes open in assembly and spoil it, who the hell try to break the school toilet,

teacher asking me did you bring your phone! I say no and she heard the ringtone.

Silence before a day of PTM she intended, told my parents your kid is suspended.

I went to tuition, but tutor got no fees,  CUZ those days we were loving bread cheese.

Thought it will be cool to skip school, I had no idea  it's my loss m the only fool.

We watched in computer lab, who knows!! Guess what!! Teacher broke my nose.

All wearing white and m in the blue, teacher stared at me like a paper glue.

She said you are a bright kid that's what I thought, 

show me your bum now u'll get a shot.

I was like dude, wooden scale will be good, I thought she understood,

and then she came back with a big piece of wood.

Ahh, man that's what I get daily so now m strong, 

I showed my right hand, but I was wrong, 

that wood came to my face, that was not a spin that was very pace.

Playing games on tree and tekken 3, life was so good everything was free.

There was no gta5 or Michael, all I had a second hand cycle.

Then I grew up, and I was like I will go for science, 

teacher said sorry bro that's out of your compliance.

School was changed, everything was arranged, 

less study and more fight, just for a love bite, and it was going all day and night.

Then grew up a bit more, bro are you gonna score!!

Yeah, bro this shid is good, we probably need that more.

Then I went to the college and learned hacking, people calling me for ragging

and m like busy cuz your password is what m cracking. 

Dropped out of a college after a year, nothing was clear,

all I was doing is roll roll roll, in actual life I had no goal.

Hey bro why don't you try a hotel course, all they need is just workforce,

hmm, started working in hotel, it was all well, a software and excel,

met a beautiful lady at the bar, she was like a superstar.

I was ready to shine, she asked for a wine, 

phone number was on the bill above the sign.

Into my heart she land, asked me wanna come to thailand!!

It was a great journey of 15 days, only beer no kurkure or lays.

She told me the reason is you look cute, that's why you having fun in wonderfruit.

By the time I was 22, I was no more teen, the brother got married in 2017.

I asked my manager for a 10-day holiday, and he was like "tu hai kya bey"

I said I worked hard if you take a rewind, he denied and said m not blind,

I gave him a paper and said "sir please fold it and take behind".

After a while I was again looking for a job, 

confused to do again or open my own shop.

Then I went to Gujarat in Baroda, worked day and night like a desi ghoda, 

they were giving me less salary, even after burning way more calorie.

Job of 10 thousand in hotel it was so boring.

Now I started working in cyber and stays blur, don't know what happened but people starting calling me sir.

Thank you for reading.

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